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Numpty

A stupid person.

 "He's some numpty, hi."

 
yer heads a marley
I think that you are a bit thick.
 
uv a head on yee lyk a box of harp
u have a big head =}
 
Bealin'

Extremely disgusting, stinking.

 -"Thon bird's bealin', mate"

-"Your breath's bealin', mate"

 
Fierce Hoor.

Fierce Hoor.

Sneaky, especially in business transactions.

 
Ye Plonker
You are an idiot
 
Eighty Four Three Hundred Big-Face

Monaghan for "Go'way fuck yourself". Equivalent to New York's "Get de fuck outta here".

 Origins thought to be linked to local taxi phone number.

 
you can tell he was weared on the hind tit
insult from the farney county describing someone who is incompent
 
ur a bloody head the ball

a derogitory term for someone who is a bit slow.

a more polite way of telling someone they are stupid.

 
back pocket in a shirt

Someone or something that is generally useless or pointless.

Thon apprentice af yours is about as much use as a back pocket in a shirt.

 
Lily The Pink

Rhyming slang for 'drink' meaning an alcohol drink; beer, spirits, or a cocktail.

 

e.g. - "You going out for a few lillys?"

 
Rote Of

Extremely Drunk

e.g. " Jimmy there was Rote Of lastnight!" 

 
Blootered
Blootered = Drunk
 
rev up or f*ck aff
a way to shame someone into drinking quicker
 
Full as a 9 weel keyart
Intoxicated to the point of falling down
 
rubbered
drunk
 
wrote off
donegal term for someone wasted
 
Elephants
Drunk
 
You're a can short of a six pack
Not the smartest person around
 
pished as a fart
to be extremely drunk
 
full as a gypsies bra

When someone is extremely drunk and the amount of alcohol they have taken can be compared to the amount of stolen goods in the bra of a female of the traveliing community.

Jez boys im in back nick the day, I was as full as a gypseys bra last night.

 
wa wa

north antrim slang for belfast people

"yeah, you know by the way that he speaks that hes a wa wa"

 
Black Stuff

in reference to Guiness beer

 

e.g. "i'll have a pint of the black stuff!" 

 
Praties Purdies Pirries
Potatoes
 
Messages
Groceries - e.g. "I have to get the messages"
 
Gandhi's return
Gandhi's return is the next day after having a really hot indian meal that gives you the runs.
 
Boul
Bowl, "A boul a soup"
 
poundies
potatoes with scallions
 
broughan
porridge
 
Poke
Ice cream cone.
 
Fadge
Potato bread
 
Slim

Potato Bread

 

Eg Fry us up a bita slim there

 
Eatin' house

A restraunt or cafe

 
CPOG
Pronounced Seepog as in Chips, Peas, Onions and Gravy from the local 'Winkee' after a skinfull on a Saturday night.
 
Barn Brack
A Halloween Cake
 
And you call me a tube for nat smokin

From an old anti smoking advert

 
Cess-bad
Bad Luck
 
arsewipe
pain in the ass
 
Cop On

Usually used when someone has done or said something stupid

 

"go away and cop youreself on"

 

meaning - wise up

 
Joyce

£10

 
Aye Right
Meaning - "I do not believe a word you just said"
 
Be Wide

Be Careful

 

e.g. "be wide on the road!" 

 
Bold

Naughty

 

e.g. " that child is very bold!" 

 
Mind Yourself

Be Careful

 

 
Muttin
A muttin is a random term with no meaning, can you be used in any sense How's your muttin = how are you That's some muttin = that's a nice thing
 
Hows yer onions sur
A term that is used to greet a male
 
Are ya gettin

A way of a sales assistant asking if you are being served

 
wats happen??
means hows it goin. . belfast
 
Howz the big size a ye
How are you
 
Arseways

A mess

 

e.g. "aw god you went arseways about that" 

 
Peeler
a police man
 
Cheek

Disrespectful

 

e.g. "can you believe he asked me to go after what he done? the cheeck of it!" 

 
Bog

Toilet

 

e.g. - "where's your bog?" 

 
Belt / Belted

To Fight/Assault

 

e.g. "He belted him round the neck!" 

 
Babby

meaning - "baby"

 

e.g. - "hows the babby?" 

 
Ages

To take a long time.

 

"the dinner is taking ages" 

 
Laudy Daw

To Be Snobbish, usually said sarcastically in response to someone showing off

 

e.g:

 

Person 1 - "i got a new car today!"

Person 2 - "Oh Laudy Daw"

 
she could give a po a quare breakfast

slang for an overweight girl

 "aye, clare, she could give a po a quare breakfast"

 
Skank
another name for a woman
 
ridin out

When someone is supposed to be working but is just laying around generally wasting time.

That bi ther is ridin out the day hi.

 
the tractor show hey
they go to the tractor show in cushendall/my god what a night mare. or are ye goin tea the oul lammass fare hi.
 
I'll knack your melt in wee doll
I shall deal with you in a severe and violent manner young lady
 
Roup

An Auction

"you heading down to the roup tomorrow night?" 

 
Quare

usually used when describing something positively.

 "thats a quare fella that!" 

 
Lose The Bap
see - "lose the head"
 
Hurl

To Speed

 

"He was hurling along down that road at 150KPH" 

 
stuck a feather in the ground and thought he'd grow a hen
being sarcastic
 
Z

collecting some "z's"

 

sleeping

 
Jam on your egg
wishful thinking and hope
 
Jammers

plural of jammer - more than one stolen car

or

a tight area where there are alot of people. "that area is jammers!"

 
Eat the head off
To eat the head off someone is to shout at them aggressively
 
Coodle

shit

example - "i done one hell of a coodle in the bog (toilet) lastnight"

 
I wouldnt touch ye with a barge pole

i wouldnt go near you if u paid me to

 
Wellinton head
Very stupid person
 
as dried up as a nuns tit
useless
 
give ma head pace
go away and leave me alone
 
away an pull ur wire
a way of telling someone to get lost
 
Face Like a Painters Radio

It really speaks for itself, have you ever seen a painters radio?

Man / Woman or Persons who have male ejaculation on their face !

 
Full of the blade

Things are going well.

 

Eg Hows she cuttin? Full of the blade!

 
Bate the bag outta ye

Beat you up

 
Am Foundered..!

Irish Slang = Am foundered..!

(Derry / Londonderry)

English = I'm freezing..!

 
She's a sniper's nightmare
she is very thin
 
A brick shy of a load

Someone who is not all there / someone with mental issues / someone who may be a bit slow / someone who is an idiot

 
Sort you out
I'll sort you out now
 
I'm ready for the funny farm with you
because of an annoying person, usually a family member, one is ready for the local psychiatric unit
 
Have ya a big dick? Then go feck urself

1. Please leave my company

2. refusal to answer a question or request

 
Have a jook at it
To have a look at....
 
she's an oul battleaxe
a cross/angry woman
 
wonder wudye?
Go away
 
Away an wash the back of yer bollox

1. Go away and leave me alone

2. I don't believe you 

 
Quare Half.

Quare Half.

^ Good Looking.

 
Man = Fein Woman = beur
Women or man in South Armagh, Crossmalgen
 
Dead On!

Alright Then!

 
wagan
a good car. . =}
 
do one love wud yee

this means go away and leave me alone in belfast

 
Fart's End

Often (pejorative)

-"He's always down at the pub; sure he's drunk at every fart's end!"

 
Spin your wheels
Spin Ur Wheels
 
A dunderin inn
A dump, as in "thon place is a dunderin inn"
 
Weak

Extremely

 "That tea's weak cowl'!"

 
Tara

Terrible

 

"That's tara" 

 
Not on yer nelly
Not on your life; never going to happen
 
im off to Zed city
im away to bed
 
Dander
A walk
 
Dote
Term of endearment for someone; cute
 
Shit beaten up in a bucket

When, after a night of extreme insobriety, your insides feel reduced to pulp and you feel like you are about to die.

 "Aw Jesus, I feel like shit beaten up in a bucket."

 
Pull the pin

To service oneself

- "Are ye for out thenight?"

-"Naw, I think I'll just pull the pin and have an early night."

 
1690

Aged 16 from the back; 90 from the front.

 "Jaysus, I was behind this bit on the street; she was a 1690 by fuck...!"

 
Bust yer cranium

(pronounced "Bust Yer Cran-Yum")

To hit someone violently over the head.

 "See if you don't leave me alone, I'll bust yer cranium!"

 
Squeaky-bum

Being so anxious regarding something to the extent that flatulence is uncontrollable, often to the point of follwing-through.

 "I was that nervous, hi, it was squeaky-bum time...!"

 
Empty the bag

The act of ejaculation.

"What were ye doin' with thon brute?"

-"Here, anything to empty the bag, mate..."

 
kebs
Feet. E.g. Me kebs are killin' me.
 
All picture, no sound
When your in the doghouse , you could says its all picture no sound!
 
Kamanchee

Describing a person who is a bit of an ejit.

E.g. Go on ya Kamanchee!

 
Stoke

Derry term.

(noun) a tight-fisted person
eg. what a stoke! she wouldn't spend christmas

(verb) to steal
eg. someone stoked my bike

(adjective) cheap, tacky, worn out (similar to "gypy")
eg. that tracksuit's a bit stokey lookin

 

 
Mutts Nutts
brilliant
 
lyin in 2 north with a bowl of grapes and a bottle of lucozade

ur gonna get emptied so bad you'll be in hospital......SON

 
I will bust your dial

 

I will smash your face in

 
The wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead

 

Person of low mental ability

 
Twin Cyam

 

Toyota AE86 RWD, much loved around Newry

 
Give her dixie
A way of saying "Put your foot down"
 
Ah Bisto
said when you have just let of a smelly fart
 
Hope you like hospital food
i am going to beat you up so bad you'll end up in the rvh
 
rolls canhardly
Name for a banger of a car (rolls down the hill and Can hardly get up the other side )
 
Far East
Falls road name for a Priest
 
Tom Tit
Falls Road name for a British soldier
 
Some Touch
positive remark to describe something good!
 
Quare Wan

someone who has questionable morrals

 

e.g. "shes a quare wan that! never know what shes up to!"

 
Yer mawn was havin a cracker o' a time
The person in question was having a good time.
 
The head on thon was unreal hi!
A way of saying the person in question was acting in a distasteful way.
 
I'll bate the beef a ye
A threatening term ususally found being said out side a pub at closing time.
 
felt spec
when a car from magrafelt
 
fake bake
when i girl wears to much make up
 
houl yer horses
Hold on a minute
 
you do talk some shite
What you say does not make very much sense
 
id bang her like a lambeg!
i would like to have sexual relations with that girl
 
Id eat chips from yer nickers

I would like to perform oral sex on you

 
Tramp Head
someone who feels the urge to be a complete Arse Weed in their everday life..."see arse weed"
 
Toite

Toite can mean anything you want. Good, bad, pretty, ugly, cool, stupid.

e.g. 1: "I won the lottery there" "Toite one!"

e.g. 2: "My relative just died" "That's toite."

Also used by Goldmember "Toite like a macho man"

 
hallion
see "eejit"
 
skitter

1. an annoying young person.e.g. " I cant sell ye fags Davy, not if you're just goin to give them to them wee skitters standin outside the off-lisence"

2. a semi solid piece of faecal excretia e.g. "I shouldn't have horsed thon curry into me last night. I've gone and caught a dose o' the skitters"

 
not a kick in the arse off...

expression used to denote an unspecified amount. e.g " thon Judy Finnegan, she wouldn't be a kick in the arse off 60"

 
gallute
eejit. e.g. "yer man's a bit of a gallute if ye ask me"
 
well
hello
 
On the rip

Meaning going on the drink, going to the pub

 

"Here fella, you gonna go on the rip?"

 
The tide wouldnt even take her out
She is so ugly and fat that even though the tide takes everything out, it would leave her behind
 
Wouldn't take ye to the spuds
You are rotten. Wouldnt want to be seen with you anywhere, not even picking potatoes
 
bang on
correct
 
Free-stater
Free-stater

“Ya Free-stater"

Can be a derogatory term usually directed to people living in the republic of Ireland,Thereby refusing to accept the existence of the republic in the 26 counties of Ireland, Referring to the establishment of the Irish free-state.
 
if it aint irish its scrap
meaning anything not made in Ireland is not a good product
 
Baltic
Means cold Or Freezing
 
foundered

Extremly cold

e.g. "here fella! i'm foundered, im gonna call it a day!"

 
Does she go round?
Usually shouted at owners of rear wheel drive cars,“Does she go round?”“Does she hoop?”“Can you diff her?”“Can you do doughnuts in your car?”A doughnut or donut is a maneuver performed while driving a vehicle. Performing this maneuver entails rotating the rear or front of the vehicle around the opposite set of wheels in a continuous motion, creating (ideally) a circular skid-mark pattern of rubber on a roadway and possibly even cause the tires to emit smoke from friction.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnut_(driving)
 
Ya Gobshite ye.
Your a stupid/Mouthy fella.
 
Shoibag.
A person who is not liked.
 
I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate
I'm really hungry.
 
Boss!

Usually said before or after another word, boss means sir.

e.g. "Hi Boss!" or "What's the craic boss?"

 
hunnerd percent
great, excellent, trustworthy e.g. "you'll have no problems with yer man....he's a hunnerd percent so he is"
 
a wheen
an undetermined amount, several, a few e.g "Hi Boy, give us a wheen o' them biscuits over to go with me tay(tea), would ye"
 
Juice

A Belfast slang term for alchohol, Juice can mean beer, wine, shots, spirts or just about any type of alchahol.

e.g. "here fella! you on the juice th'night?"

 
stickin out
Belfast term meaning "I am well" e.g. " Well Davy, how's the form?"  "agh, stickin out mate"
 
wheest
shh, be quiet e.g. "Wheesht a minute, would ye"
 
right ye be
meaning "ok", "see you later" or even"yes sir, right away sir. Leave it to me"
 
houl yer horses
an expression encouraging the listener to air on the side of lesser haste. in English "Now hang on a minute" e.g. "houl yer horses boys, dont be payin up yet, sure we dont even know if there's a bar in this hotel"
 
mothers ruin
Gin
 
its pissing
it pissing means its raining
 
out on the razzle
A night out
 
plastered
drunk
 
thats grand
Thats ok, it's fine,  'it's grand'
 
okie dokie

"okie dokie see you later then"  okie dokie is a positive, meaning alls well

 
Yahoo

A disruptive person

e.g. "sit down and quit bein a Yahoo" / "pack of Yahoo's them!"

 
Steamin'

absolutely drunk!

e.g ''i was absolutely steamin last night hi''

 
Ha boy

hello

 e.g. "ha boy, whats the craic?"

 
Full tilt

Top speed or as near to as possible;

e.g jayyys sur he had her full tilt gawn down thon back roads

 
As bent as a 9 bob note
Something particularly queer about this specimen
 
Not even the tide would take her out
She is most unattractive!
 
get
local version of English slang term "git" also popular in North East of England
 
hoor

1. a lady of the night. a woman who works as a professional in the world of sexual servitude.e.g."she's a dirty hoor so she is"

2. a derogatory term for any sly person"he's a sleeked hoor so he is"

 
F**ckin' apt
oh yes, absolutely e.g. "So First Minister, do you think the executive's future is secure after the latest scandal", "F**ckin' apt.The executive's stayin' where she is hi"
 
boggin
filthy, repulsive e.g. "mickey, who were you snoggin the other night. She was boggin man"
 
sham
popular in the so-called "Triangle" area (that's Ballymoney, Coleraine, Portrush). used instead of "mate" e.g. "'bout ye sham" meaning "how are you mate?" Often claimed as an Ulster-Scots term. Ulster Scots is a "language" that has been spoken in Ireland for almost 10 whole years now.
 
cant make chicken soup outta chicken shit
self explanitory
 
not worth the crack of yer arse of boiled snow
pretty useless
 
me auntie bid
 the time of the month for women
 
you can sit at the fire till your nancy withers
Nancy Withers was a singer, apparently you could wait for a long time till something happens. This is a Sion mills  co.tyrone saying
 
your arse and parsley
you've got that one wrong
 
shite flies high when its hit with a stick
getting above ones station
 
the higher the monkey climbs the tree the further up its arse you see

for those people who think they are better than everyone else

 
eejit
a friendly harmless gipe/idiot
 
the guts of
almost, approximately: e.g. "that cost me the guts of 3 grand"
 
glundie
noun: an eejit
 
Ganch
noun; a ganch:a person who talks to much.verb; to Ganch: to slabber e.g. "I wouldn't listen to yer man...he's a pure ganch so he is"
 
Keep er lit
Keep it going/up
 
Wanna kick about?

Do you fancy a bit of football?

 
Wind yer neck in
Wise up
 
Gwan ya slabber ye

Generally calling someone a mouthpiece because they just got served verbally or physically!

 
Rite Sir!
Hello
 
Hard Te Beat

hard to beat, great

"good feed a spuds is hard te beat"

 
Slán
irish for goodbye
 
a wally

not wise

 
Massey
Massey Ferguson
 
Blade
girl
 
gippo
criminal
 
a bad bastard
not a good boy
 
face on 'er like a busted cabbage
ugly
 
like shit off a shovel
super fast
 
mutton dressed as lamb
an old woman dressed in young clothes
 
a slabber
someone who can't keep a secret
 
dingle berries
a poorly cleaned backside
 
tyre kicker
someone who has no intention in buying they just like looking and wasting your time
 
ugly mug
bad looking man or woman
 
Big front slope back

Making out you have loads of money when there's really nothing behind it. "Big front slope back"

 
catch yourself on

wise up

 
she'd do for runnin around the house on.
not good enough for public but good enough for around the house.
 
boozic
This is a fairly new word being used in Omagh. Its used by those who like to drink and play music at the same time.
 
The dogs bollocks
When something is good it's 'The dogs bollocks'
 
shuck water
Donegal saying for Guinness
 
wild shits
diahorrea
 
I wouldn't be arsed
I wouldn't be arsed going out ( i wouldn't be bothered)
 
I'm all hepped up

"I'm all hepped up" means I'm really angry

 
mountain goat
A renault 4
 
Wouldn't do her if i had a bag of dicks

I would not have sexual relations with said female if i had a bag full of disposable penis'

 
Pre Swell

Drinking a carry out in the house before you go out to a club / bar.

 
Blew up Like a Barrel

Way of saying someone put on weight/ saying something swelled up

 

"ever since she went off the fags she's blew up like a barrel!"

 
Worth a Poke

worth having sex with

"she'd be worth a poke"

 
The Runs

Diahorrea

 

e.g. "had the runs this mornin!"

 
Fun Bags

Breasts

 
money hole

bank machine / atm machine

 
hows she cutting

northern irish slang for how is it going??

 
dollsies

newry term for going with someone

 
Goin fer a swall

Goin to the off licence for a drink

or

Goin to drink alcohol

 
Slap on the Beck

slap on the mouth

 

e.g. "He just hit ye a slap on the beck" or "shut the F#%k up or ill hit ye a slap on the beck!"

 
Yore Ma!

"You're Mother" Usually an insult:

 

"Yore Ma! What I'll be shagging tonight!!!"

 
Arse Bandit

Did ye hear, yer man is an arse bandit! Description of a gay man.

 
bladdered

Drunk.

 

"I was completely bladdered last night"

 
scundered or 'scunerd'

Pissed off .Fed up .Not pleased . 

 
Air Biscuit
A Fart
"I just floated a serious air biscuit there, and by fuck shes a hummer!."
 
Slice

Vagina

 
Cocktrough

A woman with a particularly sloppy Vagina

"Hi Fellas, the cocktrough on that thing was like ploughing a field with a pencil."

 
Muckshits

See Culchie

 
Banger

Old Car

 

e.g. - "She's some banger!"

 
Holy joe

sanctimonious person

 
Mucker

either a culchie or sometimes, a friend i.e. someone you muck around with.

 
Bucket of snots
An Ugly Person "He looks like a bucket of snots"
 
Blue shirt type of guy

after a 1930's quasi-fascist group

 
Ditch

Hedge/Side Of the road

 
Gads
God no - e.g. "Gad's no!"
 
mortified

embarassed

 
Get her Bucked

havesex with her

 
sleg

west belfast way of saying "slag"

 
Cultchie

Someone from the country

 
saunter

a way of telling someone to go away or "clear off"

 
Go Fack Yourself
Go F#@k yourself - "Why don't ye go Fack Yourself!"
 
Sleeveen
Sly person, calculating - e.g. "She's a bit of a sleeveen"
 
Shook
Pale, ill, scared - e.g. "He was very shook looking"
 
Scratcher
Bed - e.g. "He's always in the scratcher"
 
Reef
Attack, non-verbal - e.g. "I'll reef him when I see him"
 
Puss
Face, usually sulky - e.g. "She'd a right puss on her"
 
One
Female person - e.g. "Some oul' one told her"
 
Letting on
Pretending - e.g. "I was just letting on"
 
Kibosh
Added the last straw, completely banjaxed something - e.g. "He put the kibosh on it"
 
Hump off
Go away, leave me alone - e.g. "Would you ever hump off?"
 
Takr
Tractor - "Here son, go get the takr!"
 
Header
Mentally unstable person - e.g. "Keep away from that header"
 
Guff
Idle talk or excuses - e.g. "Don't give me any of your guff"
 
Gobdaw
Fool, idiot - e.g. "That fella's a right gobdaw"
 
Giving out
Scolding. - e.g. "The teacher was always giving out to the class"
 
Full shilling
Mentally competent - e.g. "He's not the full shilling"
 
Fluthered
Drunk - e.g. "He was fluthered again"
 
Flitters
Tatters - e.g. "The dog left the shirt in flitters"
 
Fair play
Indicates approval of someone's actions or opinions - e.g. "Fair play to you"
 
Desperate
Bad, needing attention - e.g. "The place is in a desperate state"
 
Culchies
Rural people, usually used disparagingly by city people - e.g. "The culchies were all over the place"
 
Banjaxed
Broken, can also mean tired - e.g. "It was banjaxed beyond all help"
 
Bags
Messy inadequate job (see hames) - e.g. "He made a bags of doing it."
 
Boke

To be sick - throw up e.g. - "that small would make you boke!"

 
Swallyin'
Swallowing - usually referring to drinking - "Up for some Swallyin?"
 
wise yer bap

dont be silly

 
schtoor

pronounced "ssh-tour" dirt, mould, muck. e.g. "Jeez, the schtoor in here would near make ye boke"

 

 
fernenst

ahead of ,against. e.g. "where's the kitchen brush?" "it's fernenst the door"

 
skundered

annoyed, pissed-off,embarrassed. Pronounced skunnered when outside of Belfast

 
bin hoker

one who sees the merits in that which is considered non-recyclable. a scrounger

 
Talkin' Shite
Lieing

"That fella there is talkin' shite!"
 
How Do
Hello / How Are You?
 
clean ratten
smelly
 
fack aff
f**k off
 
cuntiballs
descriptive of a hateful person
 
dial
face
 
Boy's a Dear
Oh my goodness / I cannot believe it
 
aul doll
older woman, mother, grandmother
 
Aul boy

older man, father, grandfather

 
'lo
Hello
 
She'd a face on her like a painters radio
a reference to a man ejaculating over a womans face
 
Pan Them Out
Give A Beating to
 
Geg
Fun
 
Lick The Back Of Them
To suck on someones balls similar to kiss my ass
 
Guype

a feckin eejit. Can also mean wandering around aimlessly.

 
shed a face only an uncle could love
very ugly
 
I'm as sick as a plane to lourdes
Very Sick
 
as full as the last bus home

Not Drunk

 
Hows She Hangin?
 
Bout Ye
 
Boosh

Boltonian Chav slang for Lambrini, or Lambrella

Go in shop n get us a bottle of boosh please m8

 
wick

Stupid, rare

 "That's wick" 

 
CHEWED
SHE'S A FACE ON HERE LIKE A WELL CHEWED CHIP!!
 
goat
someone is ugly
 
Wick

1) Embarassed.

-"Aw, feel wick for you, mate!"

2) Something on which people "get" when they are annoying someone.

-"She gets on my wick somethin' shockin', so she does!"

 
Plonker

A Derry boys description of someone a brick shy of a load. (an idiot)

 
Caffler
arsehole, idiot, eejit
 
dickbrain
stupid
 
Bake like a bagful of spanners
Very ugly
 
you sicken my pish

you are annoying.

would you bugger off.

 
Full as a bingo bus on a friday evenin
The person in question was quite intoxicated
 
Baite

Beat, usually meaning tired,

 

e.g. "i'll tell ye! i'm baite tonight!"

 
volvo
Vodka and coke
 
My mouth's licka fur boot.

My mouth's licka fur boot.

^ Dehydrated (normally associated with a hangover)

 
As full as a Catholic School
So Drunk You couldn't take any more
 
Your ass is grass !

You're in for it !

 Usually followed by 'and i'm a lawnmower' which can be interperated into 'i'm gonna beat ye' or 'i shall be the one to put you in your place !'

 
rotten
rotten a term to describe someone intoxicated in sligo boi!
 
Talkin like a wet wellyboot

Very drunk

 
Johnny-jump-up
A pint of magners mixed with a pint of guiness
 
For the Ken Lee

For jokes, for a laugh hello!

 
two sheets to the wind

A way of saying someone is half cut or quite drunk due to a large consumption of alcohol.

Hi lawd you look ruff the day, where you two sheets to the wind last night?

 
i was full drunk

slang for getting, well, drunk

 
Alco / Alcho

To drink alot, usually meant as a comedy term.

 

"go on ye alcho ye!"

 
I've a throat on me

wanting to drink alcohol

 
Chinkeez
When describing Chinese Food "I think i want a Chinkeez"
 
loo la loop
 "loo la loop" soup. I'll have the loo la loop for starters.
 
Balls of hay
Spaghetti boulanages
 
i'm in the middle of me dinner
cant talk to yiou now i'm eating
 
neeps

turnips

 
beat it inde ya!

Eat that now

 
Scallion
Spring onion
 
Slider
An ice cream with wafers as in "two pokes and a slider please"
 
Cooker
Irish version of the American word "stove"
 
sausenger
a sausage
 
Afters

Afters = Desert

e.g. "do you want some afters?" 

 
I've A Mouth On Me
I'm Hungry f
 
Cassie

Back Yard / Back Garden

 
Chucker-out

"Chucker Her Out"

 Meaning - throw him or her out, usually used in a pub/bar

 
shit for brains

no brains

 
Jammy
lucky
 
Away On A That!

"I dont believe you!"

 

but not necessarily calling someone a lier, can also be said in a state of shock.

 

 
Dose

a cold/flu

 

e.g. "i've a while bad dose!" 

 
Blather

To talk excessively

 

e.g. "go on with your blathering!" 

 
Piped Telly
Cable Television
 
Mantelpiece
Ornamental area around a fireplace
 
s'craic
A popular greeting of those of whom cant be bothered to say "Whats the craic?"
 
Tear Your Hole Off The Haggart
go away
 
The craic's ninety
Everything is going well. Reply to "What's the craic".
 
Whassup???
How are you doing?
 
What's ur cawn?
In Belfast, if you enter a fast food takeaway and ask for a fish supper, the server may well ask "what's ur cawn" in a broad Belfast accent.  To which you might reply "fanta".  Over the years it has become commonplace to use this phrase as a greeting. So, instead of "what about ye?", you may say "what's ur cawn?".
 
Boss

boss is reference to anyone, it doesn't actually have a meaning

 

e.g. "well boss.....how are you this evening?" 

 
Chinwag

To have a chat/conversation

 

e.g." me and catherine where havin a wee chinway and...." 

 
Bushed

Tired

 

e.g. "i'm bushed!" 

 
Bloody

meaning - "very"

 

e.g. - "thats bloody marvelous!"  

 
Bad Egg

A Troublemarker

 

e.g. - "he's a bad egg that one!"

 
Apache

"Joyrider"

 

e.g. "hes nothin buy an Apache bas**rd" 

 
Acting The Maggot
Playing Around
 
Manky Git

a dirty person

 

e.g. "he's a Manky Git" 

 
blade
another name for a woman
 
its bitin the leg of 'er

When you see a female who looks to be highly sexually active and who may potentially have a itchin genital region.

Hi by look at that blade over ther, I bet ya its bitin the leg of 'er.

 
D turbo
the best of the 306s 'look at the reek o that d turbo!'
 
Wee doll
Young lady, usually of an uncouth disposition
 
Ragebags/ragebaggin'

To lose the head, annoyed.

 
Quingled

a married couple

"hes quingled now!" 

 
Lose The Rag
see - "lose the head"
 
Lose The Head

to lose the head is to lose control in anger

 

"mate! will you just back of before I lose the head!" 

 
ill set

bent on causing trouble.

 

example - "he has an ill set mind" 

 
You're a sandwich short of a picnic
Not the smartest person around
 
Jibber
a person who is afraid to try new things
 
Jammy client
a lucky fool
 
Jammer
a jammer is a stolen car
 
Effin' and blindin'

a polite way of descriping someone who has cursing and swearing.

 

"he was down there yesterday  Effin' and blindin'"

 
Clatter

"Hit him a clatter"

meaning

"hit him a slap"

 
I wouldnt ride her if she came with pedals

I wouldn't ride here if she came with pedals.

 Meaning - the girl over there is totally rotton i wouldnt touch her. ie Ugly 

 
Faced
Have sexual relations as in "did ya face er"
 
do ye want a kuckle supper
do you want a slap in the mouth
 
yer full a shite
you are telling lies
 
That'll harden ye !

 

When you try to show off and it backfires this is used by your comrades as a form of 'in your face' retort

Specific English translation is 'Tough luck old chap'

See also 'Up your Dick' &'That'll tighten ye'

 
Up Your Dick

Roughly translated is that will teach you / tough luck

Also see 'That'll Harden Ye' and 'That'll tighten ye'

 
Would ya look at the hack of him

Commenting on someones appearance

 
Knack yer ballix in

Beat you up

 
That's pure ballax
That's nonsense or not true
 
Keep 'er between the hedges
Be safe
 
sandwich short of a picnic
a way of describing someone whos not all there!!!
 
ya big footed galute ya
a clumsy person who knocks things over
 
you've wrecked my nerves
the description of a person who has annoyed another
 
it would drive you to distraction
A certain task would annoy you immensely
 
Busted Boot
Derogatory term for a gay man as it rhymes with 'fruit'; another term for gay males
 
take urself da feck this minute if not sooner!
Go away, the quicker the better for you
 
Feck away aff cumquat!!!
Go away you silly person
 
It's fornenced ye!!!

Fornenced = in front of (it's fornenced ye) = it's in front of you!

 

 
So am are
So am are = So I am
 
A Lat of shite!
A lot of lies
 
Scruffy
Untidy, rough
 
sure c ya!
ur annoying me. . belfast
 
Hit the four post inn
Going to bed
 
Tisnae

N. Anat.

Perineum.

 "Tis'nae yer balls, and tis'nae yer arse."

 
Shanks's Pony
Walking, as in "How're ye gettin there? - Shanks's Pony"
 
Roar

Annoy

 "See that sister o' yours; she roars my fuckin' head!"

 
Hit the four springs night club
To go to bed
 
Scratcher
Bed.
 
i could ate a nuns cunt through a convent gate
i'm starving.
 
Drop the link-box
going to bed
 
Craiter

Term of sympathy; unfortunate or unlucky person

 

"That poor craiter" 

 
Puff

The extent of one's life.

 "A haen't heard o' thon in all me puff!"

 
On yer bike
Get out of here now, please
 
Sling yer hook

Get out of here now, please.

 

"Go'on, sling yer hook, mate."

 
Get yer hole

To engage in meaningless sexual intercourse.

 "Are ye away out thenight to get yer hole?!"

 
Does your head in
Annoying.
 
Wise your bap
Your wrong, sort it out.
 
dead on
Thin/Person that is alright/good.
 
Powerful
Example: It's a powerful day
 
Coup

(verb) to fall over, topple
eg. she ran 5 yards before she couped

 
Yer hoop

Your backside
eg. state of you fallin on yer hoop!

 
clampet
Example: Yer man is a total clampet
 
nice from far, but far from nice
good looking from yonder hills, but the closer she gets, the uglier she gets
 
Blizzard

meaning nightmare or disaster

eg. last night was blizzard.

can also mean drunk

 
Fanny like a billposters bucket

 

She is a rather promiscuous woman

 
Jackeen scangers south of Newlands Cross
Describes Dublin GAA fans who get lost going to the odd away Gaelic football match down the country
 
cuddy & cub
This is the term around these parts on west tyrone for a girl and a boy.
 
Give her the beans
A way of saying "Put your foot down"
 
A zonk
 one pound coin
 
dickie money
money from the Dhss for to look after the kids
 
Take the balls out a yer eyes
said to someone who has tripped up or bumped into something  AKA a 'dickhead'
 
A Coke
Member of the R.I.R.A
 
Paris Bun
name for a Nun in Belfast
 
Back Ahond The Font

A place where very few return from

 

e.g. "he's living back ahond the font, stay aware from there!"

 
not the full shilling

someone who is a bit stupid

 

e.g. "he's not the full shilling that fella!"

 
Couldn't tell ye hi
A way of saying "I can't remember"
 
stick it in the back of the onion bag

score a goal

 
does it look like a came up the lagan in a bubble
does it look like im thick/slow
 
you've got a face on ye like a well slapped backside
when your face is red/angry
 
ye couldnt houl yer pish!
you cannot keep a secret
 
beat it up yer hole
na, keep it
 
Yer face is that sour ye could make yer own yoghurt

You are quite un-attractive

 
awk ye couldnt drink tae!
You are very poor at drinking
 
Arse Weed
Someone who spends their day living life like a total Tramp Head "see tramp head"
 
aww naw
An way of expressing a dislike for anything you see, for example a badly modified car or an ugly girl.
 
strumpet
a female of ill repute e.g."ye may wash yer hands before ye sit down to eat that plate o' champ, especially seein' you've just come home from seeing that strumpet" or"that Charlotte Church strumpet"
 
skittery whelp
an annoying weedy person. e.g. " Jeez that Geoffrey Donaldson, he's only a skittery whelp"
 
sooskin
yet another term meaning eejit but describing a person of not much use. e.g. "that useless sooskin couldn't pour shit from a shoe if the instructions were on the heel"
 
gipe
eejit e.g. "what a total and utter gipe"
 
Shes some flash

A positive way of describing a car, usuallyused when talking to the owner as a compliment.

 "Here fella, shes some flash!"

 
yes kid
Hello
 
Alright R Flah
Saying hello to someone in Newry
 
Wouldnt ride ye inta battle
You are not even good enough for me to take you to war
 
alright boyo
how are you?
 
Bake on ye like a joyriders front bumper
your ugly
 
dry balls

Oul dry balls,

A term usually used to describe, an old man who is very tight with his money,

“sure luk at oul dry balls, up da road, bastard wouldn give ya a bean”

 
Bouncing


filthy, repulsive

e.g. "Robert that girl you shagging the other night. She was bouncing mate"

 
Suckn diesel

Suckn diesel,

Sucking diesel,

"Now you’re suckn diesel",

"Now we’re suckn diesel",

Meaning = all is going good, infact better than good.

 
Does she hoop?

Usually shouted at owners of rear wheel drive cars,

“Does she go round?”

“Does she hoop?”

“Can you diff her?”

“Can you do doughnuts in your car?”

A doughnut or donut is a maneuver performed while driving a vehicle. Performing this maneuver entails rotating the rear or front of the vehicle around the opposite set of wheels in a continuous motion, creating (ideally) a circular skid-mark pattern of rubber on a roadway and possibly even cause the tires to emit smoke from friction.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnut_(driving)

 
How's sha cuttn?

How's sha cuttn?

= How's she cutting

= Hello and how are you today ?

 
Floosie.
A loose woman.
 
Downing the Black.
Drinking a Guinness.
 
wan

one

 e.g. "that wan over there can eat like a horse!"

 
a quarter til
15 minutes beforehand. e.g. "I'm running late, I'll probably not see yez  before a quarter til"
 
a hunnerd
One hundred e.g "there must o' been near a hunnerd of them" or "lend us a hunnerd pounds would ye"
 
Go Clean Mad

To be very angry

e.g. "You see what I done the car this morning? The wife is gonna go clean mad when se see's it!"

 
how's the form
How are you?
 
houl yer wheest
be quiet, shut up, nonsense
 
horse it into ye
term of encouragement, usually when forced to drink something unpleasant. e.g. "but I hate vodka 'n' red bull, it makes me boke" , "ach, houl yer wheesht and horse it into ye"
 
sicken my happiness/sicken your hapiness
a term used to describe a person who is deemed unworthy of attention. e.g. "turn that telly over. Even the sight of thon Juan Simmons would sicken yer happiness"
 
It's all gravy
Very sweaty (arse)
 
a pull through for a rifle
A very skinny person is said to look like 'a pull through for a rifle'  
 
bogged down
Having to much to do and not enough time to do it.
 
pig sick
Feeling really sick
 
an aul git
not a very nice person "the aul git"
 
so it is

Many of the Irish finish their sentences with the words "so it is" - this emphesises what they just said.

 

e.g. “That’s a nice car you’ve got there, so it is!”

 
the full a the throttle

doing anything as fast as you can

 
yer Lik a blue arsed fly

settle down

e.g. sit down your goin around the room like a bluebottle fly

 
Thick as 2 short planks

Stupid

e.g. "that fella there is as thick as 2 short planks!"

 
Butter face
As in everything about her is attractive...but her face!
 
Bitta fluff
Bitta fluff = bitta stuff e.g an attractive young woman
 
Fancy a few scoops?
Would you like to partake in the consumation of a number of sociable drinks with my good self?
 
She'd teeth on her like a donegal graveyard
Her teeth were below par!
 
sleek-ed
pronounced "sleak-id" sneaky e.g. "dont trust yer man with your money. He's a sleeked get so he is"
 
as thick as champ
descriptive of someone who is not regarded as having a high intellect e.g." I'm afraid your honour, my client didn't understand the question as he is as thick as champ"
 
pure
very, extremely e.g. "I wouldn't go into the bathroom for a while. It's pure stinkin' so it is"
 
bout ye sham
see "sham"
 
reurt / reurt- boy
pronounced "roort" south Derry term used to describe a "rare" or "rare-boy" e.g. "did you watch the apprentice? Yer man from Belfast is a pure reurt hi, so he is"
 
mowld

schtoor/dirt e.g. "I looked in that fridge and the mowld and the schtoor would make ye boke"

 
Me granny
the time of the month
 
you cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear
you cant make something that looks bad look good
 
jesus mary and wee alex diver
I'm in shock this is a strabane saying (still dont know who alex diver is )
 
I'm going up the stairs to through me self down for a minute
going up to bed to lie down fora wee minute
 
shite flies high when its hit with a stick
getting above ones station
 
what in under f**k!
expression: what the... e.g. "what in under f**k does she think she's doin trying to drive thon big jeep"
 
hoke
noun: a hoke, a rummage, a footer. verb: to hoke e.g. to hoke around the back o' the sofa for the remote
 
glunterpeck
noun: descriptive of an idiot. e.g. "yer man's a total and utter glunterpeck, dont waste your breath talkin to him"
 
Blether
Noun: a blether: someone who talks too much. verb to blether e.g. "would you ever quit yer blether" meaning please shut up
 
Fair dig

Let's fight

 
Fack away aff

Go away

 
Rite mate
Hello
 
Mon well
"Come on then" - challenging to a fight
 
she could eat apples though a letter box

A woman with big teeth

e.g. "shes teeth on her.. she could eat apples though a letter box"

 

 
Crabbit as a Cat

In bad mood

"he's as  Crabbit as a cat"

 
Beamer
Flushed with embarrassment.
 
'Ol Biddy
Old woman
 
Haven't a baldy notion
I dont' know
 
not playing with the full deck
a bit mad
 
do lally

a bit mad

 
a chip off the aul block

like you mother or father

 
as mad as a ditch

 less sane than normal (but what is normal)

 
Pug
Peugeot
 
done up like a dogs dinner

 a woman done up over the top

 
the same sows litter
the same thing but with 2 different labels
 
a lick and a promise
something only half done with the intentions of finishing it off later.
 
an over shoulder boulder holder
A bra
 
brute
ugly
 
a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

a bad looking man or woman

 
Fur coat and no knickers

Looking like you have plenty of money when really don't.

 
sound
 a way of describing someone in a good way "he/shes sound"
 
she could chew an apple through a tennis racket
referring to buck teeth or bent teeth.
 
The hair of the dog

After a night of boozing its the drink that's suppose to cure the headache." Aye right jack LOL"

 
Very Little threshold
Having a very poor tolerance level. The word threshold is the part of the door frame that you step over. In times gone by it was the peice of wood that went accross the doorway to stop the straw or hay (thresh) from spilling out of the house, long before carpets were used. Hence the word 'threshold'
 
d i 2farts and a splash
Diahorrea
 
scallywag
He or she is a right scallywag, meaning getting up to mischieve
 
How's about yea
How are you doing
 
The windy
Strabane version of the window
 
puddle jumper
fiat 126
 
Mingr

Unattractive female / male.

 

e.g. "You're right there, she's a real mingr!"

 
Faggot

someone stupid/ insult to a homosexual

"you're such a f*ckin' faggot"

 
Grin Like A Dead Hare

Ugly smile/face/teeth

"she's a grin on 'er like a dead hare!"

 
Cuty

Girl

"shes a qwer cuty that one!"

 
Wayne

chilld, children (waynes)

 

e.g."the waynes are drivin me mad!"

 
Yer Ma!

way of saying 'yeah right'. or derogotory comeback.

 
fairy muff

fair enough

 
Courting

pronounced - "cur-ting"

meaning - to go out with someone, or to kiss someone

 
no boher sur take her handy

Thanks, Don't stress yourself

 
game o footy

game of football

 

e.g. "you up for a game o footy?"

 
Chat the hind leg of a dog

talks alot, talks to much

 

e.g. - "that fella there could chat the hind leg of a dog!"

 
shake her and the cocks fall outa er

shes a promisuous young lady who enjoys the penis

 
big lawd

Term used to describe a male.

 

"Bout ye big lawd" - "How are you sir?"

 
Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch

a woman with a hot body but a very ugy face.

 
Arse Juice

Diarrhoea

 
Fanny

Vagina

 
bellend

Penis

 
Mucksavage

See Culchie

 
Gilangowdat
get along out of that
 
Squealer

baby; someone who tells on you

 
High babies

senior infants' school

 
Off your nut

Crazy

 

"You're of your nut fella!"

 
Bogtrotter

another word for a culchie

 
As sharp as a beach ball

Not sharp at all, actually very slow - usually used to insult someones intelligence.

"That fella there is as sharp as a beach ball"

 
Bicker

Argue

 
disgraced

embarassed

 
Buck

Sex, a less abrupt word for F@#K

 

"Fancy a Buck?"

 
feg

cigarette

 
Gobshite

twat

 
Ballix

1. Can be used as an exclamative term, for example, after a spillage "ballix, i spilled milk everywhere"

2. Can be used to desribe when something is not believable. Example "the grass is pink" "aye, ballix"

 
Cat's pyjamas

Used sarcastically to describe a boastful person, e.g. Well aren't you just the cat's pyjamas!?

 
Stocious
Drunk - e.g. "He was stocious this evening"
 
Slagging
Making fun of someone, generally good-naturedly - e.g. "I'm only slagging you
 
Scrawbed
Scratched by fingernails - e.g. "Her face was all scrawbed"
 
Scarlet
Blushing, often in sympathy with a friend's reddener - e.g. "I'm scarlet for you"
 
Reddener
Blush (see Scarlet) - e.g. "She took a reddener when she saw him"
 
Pictures
Movies, Cinema - e.g. "Want to come to the pictures?"
 
Mooching
Sponging, almost begging - e.g. "He's mooching again for money"
 
Langered/Langers
Drunk - "We were all langers"
 
Jaded
Tired, exhausted - e.g. "We're all jaded after it"
 
Horse's hoof
Spoof, exaggerated story - e.g. "That's a bit of a horse's hoof I think"
 
Holy show
Spectacle - e.g. "You made a holy show of yourself"
 
Gur
Staying away from home, usually a child - e.g. "He's been on gur since Saturday"
 
Gom
Fool, idiot - e.g. "You're just acting the gom"
 
Gob
Mouth - "He never shuts his gob"
 
Gas
Fun, enjoyment - e.g. "We had a bit of gas that day"
 
Foostering
Not getting much done, fussing - e.g. "Just foostering about"
 
Tatters
Destroyed
 
Fella
Male person, also used for boyfriend - e.g. "Come here young fella"
 
Drawers
Knickers, panties - E.G. "Her drawers were the size of Cork"
 
Cute hoor
Untrustworthy male person, often a politician - e.g. "I always knew he was a cute hoor"
 
Crack, craic
Hard to translate, roughly meaning fun - e.g. "We had great craic that night"
 
Bold
Naughty - e.g. "You are a very bold boy"
 
Acting the maggot
Behaving foolishly, annoyingly - e.g. "He was just acting the maggot as usual"
 
Yoke
Thing - "What's that Yoke There?"
 
smell yer ma

insult. smell one's mother

 
grummel

schtoor

 
cut to the onions/bone

skun(d)ered - fed up

 
jeez boy

expression. "I say" e.g. "Jeez boy, thon's some size of a house"

 
wheeker

class,brilliant, super

 
afeard
To Be Afraid
 
'mai

 

 
snattered
pished
 
fack clean aff
f**k clean off
 
ballbeg

negative term for person

 
pish
not good
 
knock yer pan in
to deal with in a violent manner, to strike percussively
 
Job's a Good'un
Well done, or thanks
 
Oi Mate!
You There! Stop!
 
Yeo
Hello
 
wab
slang name for penis. (circa mid 1980s)
 
How-ye
how are you?
 
Hi Sir!
Hello
 
Gutties
Trainers/Runners
 
Are Ye Startin?
An invitation to man to man combat.
 
A sniper wouldn take that out
Very Ugly
 
ye wouldn ride that into battle
Very Ugly
 
shes no show pony but shed do for a ride round the house
Not to great looking, but would be ok for a shag
 
as full as a paisley church on sunday
Not Drunk
 
Whats The Craic
 
Well Horse
Hello