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Top 10 Irish Slang Terms

Rude
A Lat of shite!
A lot of lies
 
Air Biscuit
A Fart
"I just floated a serious air biscuit there, and by fuck shes a hummer!."
 
as dried up as a nuns tit
useless
 
beat it up yer hole
na, keep it
 
Bog

Toilet

 

e.g. - "where's your bog?" 

 
Bust yer cranium

(pronounced "Bust Yer Cran-Yum")

To hit someone violently over the head.

 "See if you don't leave me alone, I'll bust yer cranium!"

 
Coodle

shit

example - "i done one hell of a coodle in the bog (toilet) lastnight"

 
Empty the bag

The act of ejaculation.

"What were ye doin' with thon brute?"

-"Here, anything to empty the bag, mate..."

 
Faced
Have sexual relations as in "did ya face er"
 
fack clean aff
f**k clean off
 
Have ya a big dick? Then go feck urself

1. Please leave my company

2. refusal to answer a question or request

 
I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate
I'm really hungry.
 
I wouldnt ride her if she came with pedals

I wouldn't ride here if she came with pedals.

 Meaning - the girl over there is totally rotton i wouldnt touch her. ie Ugly 

 
Id eat chips from yer nickers

I would like to perform oral sex on you

 
Jammy client
a lucky fool
 
Manky Git

a dirty person

 

e.g. "he's a Manky Git" 

 
not worth the crack of yer arse of boiled snow
pretty useless
 
pish
not good
 
she could give a po a quare breakfast

slang for an overweight girl

 "aye, clare, she could give a po a quare breakfast"

 
Squeaky-bum

Being so anxious regarding something to the extent that flatulence is uncontrollable, often to the point of follwing-through.

 "I was that nervous, hi, it was squeaky-bum time...!"

 
The dogs bollocks
When something is good it's 'The dogs bollocks'
 
Tisnae

N. Anat.

Perineum.

 "Tis'nae yer balls, and tis'nae yer arse."

 
Wellinton head
Very stupid person
 
wild shits
diahorrea
 
yer Lik a blue arsed fly

settle down

e.g. sit down your goin around the room like a bluebottle fly

 
your arse and parsley
you've got that one wrong
 
Ah Bisto
said when you have just let of a smelly fart
 
Arse Juice

Diarrhoea

 
Away an wash the back of yer bollox

1. Go away and leave me alone

2. I don't believe you 

 
Bloody

meaning - "very"

 

e.g. - "thats bloody marvelous!"  

 
Bucket of snots
An Ugly Person "He looks like a bucket of snots"
 
clean ratten
smelly
 
d i 2farts and a splash
Diahorrea
 
Face Like a Painters Radio

It really speaks for itself, have you ever seen a painters radio?

Man / Woman or Persons who have male ejaculation on their face !

 
fack aff
f**k off
 
Get yer hole

To engage in meaningless sexual intercourse.

 "Are ye away out thenight to get yer hole?!"

 
i could ate a nuns cunt through a convent gate
i'm starving.
 
I wouldn't be arsed
I wouldn't be arsed going out ( i wouldn't be bothered)
 
id bang her like a lambeg!
i would like to have sexual relations with that girl
 
its pissing
it pissing means its raining
 
Laudy Daw

To Be Snobbish, usually said sarcastically in response to someone showing off

 

e.g:

 

Person 1 - "i got a new car today!"

Person 2 - "Oh Laudy Daw"

 
Mutts Nutts
brilliant
 
Peeler
a police man
 
Pull the pin

To service oneself

- "Are ye for out thenight?"

-"Naw, I think I'll just pull the pin and have an early night."

 
Shit beaten up in a bucket

When, after a night of extreme insobriety, your insides feel reduced to pulp and you feel like you are about to die.

 "Aw Jesus, I feel like shit beaten up in a bucket."

 
That's pure ballax
That's nonsense or not true
 
The Runs

Diahorrea

 

e.g. "had the runs this mornin!"

 
Up Your Dick

Roughly translated is that will teach you / tough luck

Also see 'That'll Harden Ye' and 'That'll tighten ye'

 
what in under f**k!
expression: what the... e.g. "what in under f**k does she think she's doin trying to drive thon big jeep"
 
yer full a shite
you are telling lies
 
you can sit at the fire till your nancy withers
Nancy Withers was a singer, apparently you could wait for a long time till something happens. This is a Sion mills  co.tyrone saying