Murphy calls to see his old pal, Paddy, who has a broken leg.

Paddy says: "Me feet are fooking freezing mate. Could you nip upstairs and get me slippers."

"No bother", he says, and he runs upstairs, and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters, who are sitting naked on their beds.

"Hello, dere girls. Your Da sent me up here to shag ya both, he did."

"Fook off ya liar!"

"I'll prove it," says Murphy.

So he shouts down the stairs: "You did say both of them didn't you, Paddy?"

"Of course I did. What's the use of only fooking one!"

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