Six Irish men were playing poker when one of them played a bad hand and died.


The rest drew straws to see who would tell his wife. One man draws the shortest straw and goes to his friend’s house to tell the wife.


The man says to her, “Your husband lost some money in the poker game and is afraid to come home.”


The wife says, “Tell him to drop dead!” The man responds, “I’ll go tell him.”


 

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