In Ireland, a 7 year old and a 6 year old are raking the yard. The 7 year old says, " I think it's about time we started learning to cuss, when we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."


The 6 year old agrees with enthusiasm.


When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.”


The mother gives the boy a whack on the rear end and sends him to his room without breakfast.


She then turns to the 6 year old and asks, "And what do you want for breakfast, young man?"


"I don't know," he says, "but you can bet your mick ass it won't be Cheerios!"


 


 

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