The middle of nowhere
A cnut
Make a hames/balls of something make dung out of something
Sick'nin people
Im so embarrassed
Bad atmosphere
How you would tell yer friends that a girl is off limits because you seen her first.
Advising one of the lads to try to woo a lady of the larger variety back to your house while reminding him not to let her stay around too long after ye have the job done. Can also be used in other situations where you want someone to go away quickly or get a job done fast.