Used to greet
Phrase to describe a particularly bad bout of diarrhea.
A very versatile word
Very good (contrary to the dictionary definitions of "full of or involving woe" and "lamentably bad or serious"). Also used as an adverb before adjectives (but not as "woefully") to mean "very".
A fool.
A big, awkward foot.
The noise that a duck makes when it is in distress
Very drunk.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday if you will contribute to the cost of my next alcoholic beverage [usually all of the cost of it, and then they sit down next to you, happy days!]