Used to describe a Fifa player who passes the ball to another player on the other side of the goal and taps the ball in,fooling the keeper and pissing off the other guy.
Loosely translates as ham sandwiches, but cheese and about a half pound of butter are needed to make one properly (And a pack of taytos for the conossers).
The moment when everything blends into nothing, and you, your chosen lady and a bottle of Taste, have a flirty chat about puppies and caravan holidays in Geesala and then you realise....She will do for the oul Shtart!
