My mouth's licka fur boot.

^ Dehydrated (normally associated with a hangover)

A way of saying someone is half cut or quite drunk due to a large consumption of alcohol.

Hi lawd you look ruff the day, where you two sheets to the wind last night?

slang for getting, well, drunk

north antrim slang for belfast people

"yeah, you know by the way that he speaks that hes a wa wa"

wanting to drink alcohol
a way to shame someone into drinking quicker
eejit e.g. "what a total and utter gipe"

You're in for it !

 Usually followed by 'and i'm a lawnmower' which can be interperated into 'i'm gonna beat ye' or 'i shall be the one to put you in your place !'