You are very poor at drinking
bottle of buckfast wine

My mouth's licka fur boot.

^ Dehydrated (normally associated with a hangover)
a good car. . ;)
to be extremely drunk
The person in question was quite intoxicated

When someone is extremely drunk and the amount of alcohol they have taken can be compared to the amount of stolen goods in the bra of a female of the traveliing community.

Jez boys im in back nick the day, I was as full as a gypseys bra last night.
Drunk - "We were all langers"
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