bottle of buckfast wine
You are very poor at drinking

My mouth's licka fur boot.

^ Dehydrated (normally associated with a hangover)
a good car. . ;)
to be extremely drunk
The person in question was quite intoxicated
Drunk - e.g. "He was stocious this evening"

When someone is extremely drunk and the amount of alcohol they have taken can be compared to the amount of stolen goods in the bra of a female of the traveliing community.

Jez boys im in back nick the day, I was as full as a gypseys bra last night.

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