Blootered = Drunk
Vodka and coke
Drunk - e.g. "He was stocious this evening"
You are very poor at drinking
a good car. . ;)
The person in question was quite intoxicated
to be extremely drunk

When someone is extremely drunk and the amount of alcohol they have taken can be compared to the amount of stolen goods in the bra of a female of the traveliing community.

Jez boys im in back nick the day, I was as full as a gypseys bra last night.