Tough situation
A cup of tea
One who is described as a "bit simple" or "not all there upstairs"
Polite alternative to 'feck' yet more severe that 'flute
Said to someone who is very very angry, usually on hearing this the person will get angrier
This adjective doesn't have a meaning, when you hear it being used just nod you're head in agreement.
To trounce the tripe out of someone or something