To look bad/a mess Or to be a hypocrite.
Its raining
A collective term for the penis and testicles.
A kitchen utensil used to chastise Irish children with pre 1990s. Not quite as bad what the catholic church did to children, but an extension of the acceptable level of abuse inflicted on children in those days.
Very good
A sarcastic phrase uttered when one intends to go on a foolish venture
A fat f*ck.
Somebody who is well hidden
To be absolutely totally and utterly drunk