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A typically Northern Irish expression also spoken as "face as long as a Lurgan spade" meaning to look miserable or long faced. One theory about the origin of this expression is that a “Lurgan spade” was an under-paid workman digging what is now the Lurgan Park lake. Another theory is that it is a translation from the Irish language lorga spád meaning the shaft/shin of a spade. Upon observation you would say...
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Punch
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Describes a witty person
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Dodgy
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A half man half pansy. A male who enjoys participating in feminine activities such as helping their mother around the house and generally being a good wee boy.
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And all that crack