Fornenced = in front of (it's fornenced ye) = it's in front of you!
see "sham"
A certain task would annoy you immensely
Not getting much done, fussing - e.g. "Just foostering about"
Staying away from home, usually a child - e.g. "He's been on gur since Saturday"
pain in the ass
be quiet, shut up, nonsense
an undetermined amount, several, a few e.g "Hi Boy, give us a wheen o' them biscuits over to go with me tay(tea), would ye"

i wouldnt go near you if u paid me to