Faeces (childish)
A feckin egit
A sloppy person (usually female)
Get The Poke?
A person liable to steal anything
Used to describe someone who is sneaky
Short for totally, to agree with someone, usually used in a sarcastic fashion
Tha' wan is the town bike. That woman over there that we know has such a filthy mouth for suckin on her that she could very possible such a lemon through a narrow pipe.