example - "i done one hell of a coodle in the bog (toilet) lastnight"
I wouldn't be arsed going out ( i wouldn't be bothered)

Someone or something that is generally useless or pointless.

Thon apprentice af yours is about as much use as a back pocket in a shirt.
Not to great looking, but would be ok for a shag

Being so anxious regarding something to the extent that flatulence is uncontrollable, often to the point of follwing-through.

 "I was that nervous, hi, it was squeaky-bum time...!"

N. Anat.


 "Tis'nae yer balls, and tis'nae yer arse."

Roughly translated is that will teach you / tough luck

Also see 'That'll Harden Ye' and 'That'll tighten ye'
insult from the farney county describing someone who is incompent
Very stupid person
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