a lucky fool
Mouth - "He never shuts his gob"

I would not have sexual relations with said female if i had a bag full of disposable penis'

A woman with a particularly sloppy Vagina

"Hi Fellas, the cocktrough on that thing was like ploughing a field with a pencil."
not good enough for public but good enough for around the house.


e.g. "that fella there is as thick as 2 short planks!"

When, after a night of extreme insobriety, your insides feel reduced to pulp and you feel like you are about to die.

 "Aw Jesus, I feel like shit beaten up in a bucket."