Person of low mental ability
Not to great looking, but would be ok for a shag
When something is good it's 'The dogs bollocks'
f**k clean off
Untrustworthy male person, often a politician - e.g. "I always knew he was a cute hoor"
Spoof, exaggerated story - e.g. "That's a bit of a horse's hoof I think"

Looking like you have plenty of money when really don't.
bad looking man or woman
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