Did ye hear, yer man is an arse bandit! Description of a gay man.
you cannot keep a secret
Not to great looking, but would be ok for a shag
when someone is not getting his/her way they pretend they are someone or in something

Way of saying someone put on weight/ saying something swelled up


"ever since she went off the fags she's blew up like a barrel!"
slang name for penis. (circa mid 1980s)

Either an ugly woman or a very angry looking woman
said to someone who has tripped up or bumped into something  AKA a 'dickhead'