Irish Slang Phrases
Youre funny/stupid/hilarious/evil/dangerous
Not the smartest person around
Meaning stupid. example - "that lad is as tick as a plank" - submitted by Jamie
Doing nothing, messing
To express surprise or disbelief. Said by Navan people randomly for no apparent reason.

score a goal
Used back in the mid/late nineties to describe an average looking person with whom one would consider sleeping if there was no attractive alternative.
An Ugly Person "He looks like a bucket of snots"