Irish Slang Phrases
Joint, Grass
Good comeback for any insult.
Having bad luck, not being in the best of health. Also can be used in reference to sex.
Asking how someone is

skun(d)ered - fed up
Fidgeting, searching
Something horrible
Your (plural)
Asking a friend did he get a wank or a blowjob off a girl
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