Irish Slang Phrases

Quare Half.

^ Good Looking.

To engage in meaningless sexual intercourse.

 "Are ye away out thenight to get yer hole?!"
Shes not very attractive
Would you like to partake in the consumation of a number of sociable drinks with my good self?
Arseing about
A woman of easy virtue
A foolish or inconsequential fellow: lit. a small penis

An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large parking lot.

"Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday."

Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said,"Never mind,I found one."