Irish Slang Phrases

An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large parking lot.

"Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday."

Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said,"Never mind,I found one."

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eejit e.g. "what a total and utter gipe"
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Vodka and coke
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Oul dry balls,

A term usually used to describe, an old man who is very tight with his money,

“sure luk at oul dry balls, up da road, bastard wouldn give ya a bean”

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I'm almost finished with Robert Ludlum's novel THE ICARUS AGENDA, which has two slang phrases in it that have me scratching my head (a lot). "A two toilet Irish detective" is supposed to be American Boston-Irish slang, and I guess isn't too hard to figure out. I still wanna know!
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Underwear
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I'm starving
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Black your arse and go man
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I shall deal with you in a severe and violent manner young lady
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