Irish Slang Phrases

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A variation on the saying 'like trying to find a needle in a haystack' As usual, it means something that is hard or impossible to find or do.
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Stupid

e.g. "that fella there is as thick as 2 short planks!"

An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large parking lot.

"Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday."

Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said,"Never mind,I found one."

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University of Clare and Limerick Actually...
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Smoking of cannabis in a bog by rural lads
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The female genitalia
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Any craic?
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Often (pejorative)

-"He's always down at the pub; sure he's drunk at every fart's end!"

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Good enough to eat
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