Tha' wan is the town bike.
That woman over there that we know has such a filthy mouth for suckin on her that she could very possible such a lemon through a narrow pipe.
yet another term meaning eejit but describing a person of not much use. e.g. "that useless sooskin couldn't pour shit from a shoe if the instructions were on the heel"
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
Usually used to describe a "Computer Problem" when there isn't one. Its just that the user is not Computer Literate.